Friday, October 2, 2015

Darling Diva Sassy Ass Mouth

Sassy Ass Mouth was released by Minnesota-based indie polish maker Darling Diva Polish as part of the Drag Queen Diva collection around the middle of 2014, I think -- I may be wrong about this because I couldn't find much info about that collection. This is a linear holo in a brilliant deep ruby red, intense and saturated. The depth of color is equaled only by it's brilliance -- it has a dazzling, jewel-like presence on the nail that absolutely sings! What a color -- it's like a cut crystal goblet of cordial with rays of the sun refracting through it. It's so intense that the holographic effects are somewhat swallowed up and seem to manifest mostly as an ethereal glowing bend of electric indigo swimming in the ruby depths accompanied by fiery clouds of bright red sparks. We are hosting the edge of hurricane Joaquin here at the moment so once again it is overcast and I got no sun to fire up this beauty, but you can still see that radiant indigo flare adding some nicely analogous purple shading to this resplendent ruby shade.

Application was lovely. The consistency of Sassy Ass Mouth is fluid, smooth and dense with a velvety glide over the nail and a beautifully balanced viscosity for painting. Self-leveling properties are very good, with some nail ridge visibility from beneath the polish that is mostly camouflaged by its gorgeous dimensionality. Pigmentation is out of this world awesome, with evenly opaque coverage and full bottle color in one medium coat. I added a second in hopes of vanquishing the ridges, but they insisted upon remaining in attendance. Cleanup is to be approached with caution, as there's potential for a good bit of pigment travel with trace staining, but it actually cleans up pretty well provided you remember to do so (ahem). Sassy Ass Mouth dries naturally in very good time to a smooth, fairly shiny finish that still benefits from a glossy topcoat, which really accentuates the indigo flare. As far as I could tell on this overcast day, topcoat did not appear to diminish the holographic effects in any way.

Photos show two coats of Sassy Ass Mouth over treatment and basecoat with a topcoat of Seche Vite.


Darling Diva Sassy Ass Mouth


Darling Diva Sassy Ass Mouth


Darling Diva Sassy Ass Mouth


Darling Diva Sassy Ass Mouth


Darling Diva Sassy Ass Mouth


Darling Diva Sassy Ass Mouth


Darling Diva Sassy Ass Mouth


Darling Diva Sassy Ass Mouth


Darling Diva Sassy Ass Mouth


Darling Diva Sassy Ass Mouth


Darling Diva Sassy Ass Mouth


Darling Diva Sassy Ass Mouth


Darling Diva Sassy Ass Mouth

Just flat out luscious, is what this is! Creator Carrie has it on Last Call in her big cartel shop, so if you like what you see hop on over there and pick it up before it passes into the annals of indie polish making history. 

I don't think I'll be able to hang on to this one for long, a lacquer this awesome simply must be shared! I have an appointment with my GP tomorrow for a renewed discussion about my blood pressure (more fun than throwing up), and I think I'll carry this delectable bonbon with me to gift to the first person who comments on my manicure. I love doing that, and it will certainly help to offset the generally discouraging facts of my personal health. 

It's a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel! Well, maybe not. But it's a plan. 

love,
Liz

4 comments:

  1. First - LOL on your doctor / nail polish plan discussion. :) (But DO get blood pressure under control, if that's the issue!)

    Okay, on to the polish. Awesome! Looks like I will be doing a Last Call on it.

    Backtracking a moment - I had read all the blogs I had email notifications for this morning, had gone through my entire email looky loos and ended up with an empty email box and was preparing to log out. I was sorta feeling that tiny bit of letdown - the kind you get when you don't want to give it up, want to continue reading/seeing notification for blogs. Yeah, I could just Google more blogs, but it's not the same. Anyway, I was just about to hit the Logout button when, low and behold, up popped your email notification. I was 'kinda' delighted that not only was there another blog to read, but that it was yours! I knew I was in for a treat of beautifully penned words and photos!

    Your appreciative observation had me drooling, and then the photos came into view. LOL, no contest - red holo polish makes me insanely happy! My brain freezes and I can only emit a hushed Wow...

    p.s. Just back from buying it. Also picked up Nightbird - I have been wanting that one for quite awhile. And, omg, why is The Alchemist on Last Call!!! I love that polish. Hahahah, if I'm not careful, I'll have an entire wall rack of red nail polish in every finish available! Oh, and was tempted very strongly to get a few from the Hug My Face collection. She makes such gorgeous polish!

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    1. Hooray, good for you for getting the polish that makes you insanely happy, Lara!! THAT is what this hobby/ritual/adornment or whatever one chooses to call it is all about. Exactly that! I'm not really a goal maker or life planner but I do use two large all-encompassing objectives to help steer my decisions and responses and they are truth and joy. With this small purchase, you've accomplished both! That is big success in my book.

      The description of your email moment is lovely. It makes me think of Emily Dickinson, who understood so well the power of small moments.

      I love The Alchemist too, as well as its sister polish The Arcanist. Two amazing reds. I think I know exactly how it feels to be so thrilled by red holos.

      My blood pressure turned out to be much better than I expected. That was actually the bright spot of the appointment. Well, one of the bright spots. The other was when my GP's nurse complimented my manicure and I promptly pulled Sassy Ass Mouth out of my pocket and presented it to her. She was so surprised and pleased and I got a spontaneous hug, which made me very happy.

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  2. And on a sidenote .. . . hope the East Coast is not terribly impacted by the hurricane. Living on the Gulf Coast, I know what it is like to go through the preparation, duration and aftermath of them. Ugh

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    1. It's Saturday, 3 October now so we are getting what will probably amount to the fullest impact that Joaquin will have in central NC where I live. It's a lot of rain and big gusty winds, but not anywhere near the worst sort of experience one can have when it comes to hurricanes. For our part of the state, that prize definitely goes to Fran 1996.

      The low barometric pressure that accompanies these and most big storms even if they aren't hurricanes actually gives me a really wonderful euphoric feeling. I've learned that this is a common phenomenon among major depressives, but the hows and whys are a mystery. So don't worry about me, I'm actually feeling kinda super awesome today!

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